This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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