Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
