the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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