just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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