420 ftw
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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