he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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