I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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