Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We got so high we made milksteak
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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