Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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