the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Randomize
