i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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