There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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