Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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