You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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