Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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