the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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