Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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