I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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