Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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