so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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