The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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