just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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