yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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