I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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