i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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