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I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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