The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You are the jesus of drinking
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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