Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Randomize
