I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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