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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!

  (360): View more from Washington

  let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  succeeding

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• (716): View more from New York

  Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.

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  I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.

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  you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?

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  Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

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