Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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