I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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