i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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