are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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