my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Randomize
