well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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