it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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