Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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