You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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