marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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