We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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