After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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