i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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