There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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