I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
