im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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