It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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