If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
NoShamevember. You game?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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