I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i black out too much to be "responsible"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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