my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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