I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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