I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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