I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
