My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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